My theory on Relationships…
The famous time old battle of the sexes, the birds and…, women are from mars, and all that old junk. Heres the deal. I’ve figured this whole guy girl thing and the rules/ statistics on dating and the rules of attraction and other junk on the subject. However the only problem with my theory, no matter how true it is, it will get me, men, and women no where in the quest to fine that “one.” Btw, this all came to me off the top of my head and in no way have I done any research on this matter.
So…
Lets break this all down to statistics shall we?
Men;
Lets take men first. Lets first shatter the saying “all men are dogs” saying. All men are not dogs HOWEVER, out of the full 100% of men, 78-80% are pitiful, good-for-nothing, no-good, liars, cheaters, dogs, and just plain not worthy of dating. Now the other 22-20% are generally good men with good intentions. These are your very straight, stand up guys, good, monogamous, gentlemen men. However, there is a monkey in this wrench. 12% of this 22-20% of men, are married. So in actuality, only 10-12% of the entire male population are actually worth perusing a long lasting relationship with.
Now on to the women…
Women:
Now women? Exactly the same as men. Believe it or not, the percentage of women like this breaks down the same with a little twist. 78-80% of WOMEN are floozies, skeezers, stunts, tricks, cheaters, play-etts, liars, “I just want to be single right now”’s, “you’re not my types”’s, type of girls. Un-date-able these people are. Same as men, 22-20% of women are truly good with good intentions. These are the women that want to settle down and just be loyal to one man. Also like men as well, 10% of this percentage, are married. However, the 12% of the single good women are naive, ignorant, and in a manner of speaking, just plain dumb. They are oblivious to reality basically and men as the pitiful species that they are.
Heres why.
This 12% with good intentions, in their naiveness, date the 78-80% of men that are unworthy of dating. In that happening, the un-dateable men ruin the reputations of the 12% of good men that are actually looking for true love. These women in their naiveness, are not aware of this overwhelming number of sleeze-balls that roam the earth. The good men are left with nothing to do than to pick up the pieces of these broken women that are left by undeserving men.
HERES THE DEAL. IF I AM WRONG. ID LOVE TO KNOW WHY. GOD STILL LOVES YOU.
I like to believe that naivety is based in innocence and purity - the substance that all girls are made of before they allow themselves to be destroyed by the unworthy 80% of buttheads. (Unless they're pretending to be innocent, which it's possible.)
ReplyDeleteBut, as you say, naivety isn't desirable, is it? You don't have to work hard to win a girl who is naive. You have little respect or appreciation for things you don't struggle and sacrifice to obtain. If you do actively pursue that kind of "easy" relationship it's probably because you're bored or you don't think anything better will come along.
On the flip side, until a girl has naively given her heart away on her first crush and had it destroyed, she won't understand that she should be fought for - that it's essential for her man to struggle and sacrifice in order to obtain a deeply routed appreciation for her that will last a lifetime.
Men want to fight a mighty battle, the prize for which is a marriage to a woman they've worked hard to win. A girl with a few scars and even a chip on her shoulder makes her interesting and makes you want to rescue her. This is perfect because women want to be valiantly rescued!
Innocence leads to naive mistakes which leads to a jaded outlook on love which leads to a sometimes long and epic battle to win her love. But the reward far outways the sacrifice you must make on the battlefield. Kind of like an eternity in heaven in exchange for Jesus' blood. Corinthians tells men to love their wives as Christ loves the church, and Jesus died for them. We women are looking for that kind of man, even if we dont realize it.
You however, did not say I was wrong. You do have a genuine point and you brought a perspective that I did not consider. With time will come wisdom. This blog came right off the top of ny head and in no way is directed at any certain person. Just general comedic thinking.
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